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When life gives you lemons, suck it up

(Please note that Fred’s abuse of choice is “Cats!” as opposed to “Rats!” Though given that he’s moaning about squirrels, ‘rats’ might have been more appropriate.)

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‘Nuff said

Even my scribblings feel contrary today.

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Ode to the Spud

It’s got lots of small eyes, that is trueBut don’t count on it watching telly with youAnd it does wear a jacket, yesBut you won’t meet it as a dinner guest.Knobbly, mud-spattered underground lumpIt’ not a mole, earthworm or silly … Continue reading

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Shiny Happy People in a Shiny Happy World

There exists somewhere in this universe an elusive parallel perfect world called Ad-lantis. The full form is ‘Wishful-thinking-and-willful-suspension-of-disbelief-through-a-lifetime-of-media-brainwashing-on-the-idiot-box-and-other-forms-of-mass-media-lantis’ but it doesn’t have the same ring to it. In this perfect world, all houses are aesthetic, large and tastefully appointed. All … Continue reading

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