House of Kitsch@Munich

No, the name of the place isn’t actually The House of Kitsch, but it might as well have been. 

For instance- who could resist bearded sparkly frogs with exalted expressions in lotus positions? 

"The lotus position didn't sell. Next time they vowed to stock up on the bearded frogs in downward-dog. And a bit more beard."

Or the Sexy Apron (Purpose- Unknown. Stun factor- Tremendous). 

"For when a normal apron just doesn't cut it."

Or silver sofas. No? Come ON! 

"For that extra dash of pizzaz in your living room."